T O P

Finally someone said it.

Finally someone said it.

Suitable-Mushroom-11

My pizza is from England which has both York and Jersey. So explain that Mr scientist.


stopquotingmovies

Those are different places. [Check mate. ](https://twitter.com/BrettDruck/status/1259137056233701377?s=19)


Suitable-Mushroom-11

Cheese and tomato are different fruits. Explain that Mr geologist.


stopquotingmovies

Clearly you haven't seen Tenet, the answer is very plainly in that film. King me.


Suitable-Mushroom-11

I haven't, have you seen shrek? It clearly proves I'm sexier than you. Do not pass go, do not collect £200


stopquotingmovies

I have lost the thread of this argument and declare you the winner so that it will end. Touchdown.


concerned_llama

Now you need to order your body in a sexy satanic ritual


Savings_Exercise2527

yep you definitely lost


RigasTelRuun

They are the same fruit. Just at different stages of ripeness.


Takara-anime

i love how both ‘check mate’ and ‘checkmate’ both works here


WoodenChewLikeTooNow

Mate? I thought you said you were from England, not Australia!?


bitchassfuckhead

British people are just winter Australians, mate


tornuc

how come this tweet didn't get more traction ?


HoMaster

I’ve never heard of York Jersey.


ChristinaGoldberg43

I guess I’m... ...an imposter!


Thatpersonthesecond

Your pizza has both Old York and and Old Jersey, of course


johan_kupsztal

Jersey is not in England.


winch25

GOOD point. It's actually in the sea.


Sifu-Jacob

Those are Old York and Old Jersey; not New York or New Jersey.


MartyMcMcFly

Old pizzas


noorofmyeye24

It’s not new. The York has to be new to be considered real peezzuh!


DEHP07

"Probably"


Koala_Kev2478

This man said something so controversial. What a hero


stopquotingmovies

You're welcome for my bravery. [Here are more brave declarations. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHdXmfUhLKf/)


frugal_masturbater

Fuck that made me laugh out loud. Few things do. Oh I will steal that so much.


dedoubt

Great, thanks, I was supposed to be going to sleep but instead spent way too much time on yr instagram and then lost my grip on my tablet and it smashed me in the nose and it's pretty much all your fault.


stopquotingmovies

Sorry about that. Were you able to follow me first?


dedoubt

Ha ha, yes. I dug my way out from under the rubble and struggled to tap the follow button before I lost consciousness...


stopquotingmovies

Guess we're both heroes.


dedoubt

It's a good feeling.


redneckvet

Fun fact: Pizza usually comes from an oven.


DoctorProfessorTaco

This is actually a common misconception! You see, although a completed pizza is removed from the oven right before eating, the pizza is also put into the oven before that, and the parts that make up that unbaked pizza come from many different places, or perhaps the same place if you consider Earth or your country a single “place”!


redneckvet

very good points! and if you like vegetables on your pizza, or even the tomatoes for the sauce, those came from seeds which came from other ingredients that possibly came from other locations as well!


PicidaBest

I have been enlightened


theyellowmeteor

Also, all those seeds and the soil and water they used to grow the plants are made up of elements which come from outer space, mostly from the cores of dying stars.


bent_my_wookie

I want my brain cell back


ender6205

That is incorrect, as I use a flamethrower to make my pizzas.


Thymeisdone

My pizza is from nowhere. So THERE.


SlothfulWrath

#DO NOT ACCEPT PIZZA FROM THE VOID!!! Are you trying to destroy our reality??!! One, Just One containment breach and you can kiss reality as you know it good bye!


watermelonspanker

But it's *extra cheese* ***for free!!***


SlothfulWrath

#DO NOT gamble the fate of the universe away on FREE CHEESE!!


watermelonspanker

Even *extra* cheese?


SlothfulWrath

Because of your failure to understand the importance of the issue at hand we will be rending your immortal soul from your very mortal flesh. Once done we will proced to erase any form of personality or memories besides basic math. Then we will place the blank soul into a newborn, preferably a stillborn but having two souls has never harmed anyone. Any last words before the process begins?


watermelonspanker

[Yes. Just three.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC4CNTw0DmQ)


jbdragonfire

I would only for free milk, but never free cheese.


QuarantineSucksALot

You would need a lot of likes... wow


tupacshakyle

DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!


lidewidjk

Osvaldo12, where are you?


Bean_Soup7357

Why does it say I will die on this hill at the top


stopquotingmovies

To mislead one into believing this is going to be a strong but trite opinion about East coast pizza being superior to other pizzas.


rabidpencils

Before trying either one, I would've been absolutely sure that I'd prefer NY to Chicago. I was very surprised when I didn't.


bitchassfuckhead

Can you or anyone else explain to me the differences? I'm from Italy and of course we consider ours superior, but I'm really fascinated by deep dish pizza


PolygonAndPixel2

Of course you consider yours superior. It is better than anything else.


bitchassfuckhead

If we're strictly talking about traditional pizza, yes, we invented it and it's the best, but stuff like deep-dish is a whole different beast imo so I'm not gonna say Neapolitan pizza is better than Chicago style cuz they're so different that prefering one to the other is just a matter of personal taste. Don't tell my fellow Italians tho, I've basically committed treason


PolygonAndPixel2

Maybe it's the influence of the Italian part of my family but traditional pizza is the only real pizza. Others are something different but not \*really\* pizza, I guess? I like Chicago style but I've never been so close to enlightment since I tried pizza in Italy. But that's just my opinion and I'm longing for some vacation days to go there again. If I were living closer to Chicago than Italy, my opinion might be reversed. :D Also: TIL the name deep-dish.


semininja

There's also two different types of deep-dish pizza: Chicago style, which is basically a literal pizza pie (mostly toppings/cheese inside a deep thin crust), and Detroit style, which is rectangular (cut in squares) with a thick, softer crust and toppings all the way to the edge (crispy/crunchy near-burnt cheese) but in more conventional amounts.


ilovesandydogos

Spittin straight facts


watermelonspanker

And if your pizza is from *Chicago?* Then it's not from Michigan


gabrielstands

Shicaaaaaago


odraencoded

Hard disagree. It's *definitely* from somewhere else.


ChubbyPigs

A probability can be a certainty, thus if a pizza isn't from New York or New Jersey, the probability it's from somewhere else is 1. --> the statement is still correct


saltyspidergwen

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **💥Brett Druck💥**, @BrettDruck I think we can all agree that if your pizza isn't from New York or New Jersey it's probably from somewhere else. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


AMAZING_ANIMALSSS

NJ pizza is one of the best types of pizza (humbly bragging about my state)


Iemand-Niemand

As a waiter in (surprisingly not Napoli) once told me: “There’s is Napoli-style and there is shit style!”


sampei234

From what I see on r/pizza sometimes I get heartattacks (I'm Italian)


TheRandomDude4u

Same but I’m not Italian Edit: I just saw someone put 3 different types of cheese on the same pizza. what


sampei234

It's an existing kind of pizza (with 4 types, it's called quattroformaggi)


TheRandomDude4u

Now that I’m actually browsing through r/pizza it doesn’t contain what I thought it would (except for the burger pizza why does that exist). The stuff on r/food and r/recipes is usually much more ridiculous tho ngl


sampei234

Sort it by controversial


TheRandomDude4u

The first thing I saw was a woman in lingerie lmao. But the following posts were fucking disgusting oh my god.


Iemand-Niemand

Despite all of that, I still want Pizza now...


jbdragonfire

I personally know people from Napoli who agree there are some very good pizza around all Italy, some better than Napoli. It all depends on the specific restaurant and taste, i guess.


stopquotingmovies

I am OP, [here is more bravery. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgHdezBb-2/)


BladeMasterFlex

Go poop in a bucket.


Mr_HatESPeecH

Brett spittin faxx


Douaz

It’s literally always good


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

I've had bad pizza only 2 times in life, and both times were in Ohio. Neither tinge is specifically Ohio's fault but nevertheless. First one was at the airplane museum melted cheese but the sauce was still ice cold, I'm not sure how they managed that but it was awful. Second tinge from a convenience store near the baseball stadium in Cincinnati. The bread was way undercooked and the cheese got weird gross after only 5 minutes.


monkey-seat

Do you have parents? I’m heading out to the Midwest to find you. If you’re purchasing pizza at a convenience store—*and then literally critiquing it as though you expected it to be anything other than a whimpering cry for help*— then as a society we have failed you. Low expectations in life can be good....but this is beyond the pale.


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

I had low expectations for the pizza and it was still worse than that. At the time i was also a bit tipsy and it was 11 pm. I guess expecting something edible was too high of expectations. What do my parents have to do with this?


monkey-seat

I was kidding. I’m actually the sort of gal who will eat gas station pizza, while staring down Gordon Ramsey. I have no food shame.


NuttyhatchAf

Maybe a little more or less good in certain places


Douaz

Yeah of course it’s not always the best but it’s always at least good is what I’m saying


NuttyhatchAf

Have you ever had Indiana pizza?


Douaz

No im 17


maxreddit

Somewhere else is my favorite pizza style.


Nice2712

So if my pizza isn't from Earth, it's definitely outta this world?


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Everyone knows that the best pizza is in Italy


stackered

Except its not, its in NJ/NYC


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Those huge, chewing gum, heavy things?! Fuck no!


stackered

Oof, clearly never been to NJ/NYC lmao. Basically, thin and crispy, flavorful pizza was invented by Italian immigrants here. The total opposite of huge, chewing gum, heavy pizza you find in other states around the country aka carboard pizza


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Not the one i ate


stackered

\*tries one random pizza place in NJ/NY\* \*think's he knows what pizza is like in the region\* lol dude c'mon. there are bad pizza places in NJ/NY too but its just more rare and the good pizza places are unmatched in other states... I don't really know why people get so upset/defensive about this.. you don't see people arguing that Tex Mex or BBQ is bad in Texas or other regional foods. People just want to reject that the place modern pizza was created, actually still has the best pizza, and its very strange


WSKYLANDERS-boh

**Loughs in Little Italy**


tupacshakyle

I have never heard of New Jersey pizza


prostateExamination

New jersey chinese food is off the rails good too...plus the bagels from the Italian places ...everyone craps on NJ but they got some serious food


Undeadmatrix

I haven’t heard of heaven either


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Daniel_02_

sucks for you


Asleep_Individual_82

Italy


Vater7A

It better not be from Chicago.


OPisabundleofstix

I love deep dish, but it's not pizza. Casserole with pizza toppings maybe?


JMStheKing

Why are you booing him, he's right!


Agile-Hotel3809

Detroit Pizza is the true winner


NK-0

I have to disagree. It’s actually Colorado style.


G-R-G

If it’s from New Jersey’s I wouldn’t eat it


GaryDavidson69

I think it’s technically the truth


jbdragonfire

Not even real italian pizza on your italian holiday travel?


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Korbinator2000

actual pizza> whatever ameeicans are doing


northrus

Absolutely agree


prostateExamination

You messed up the chinese italian food and bagels are crazy goos


stackered

I've never had better food than in NJ, lived all around the USA. High population density and a very diverse population = amazing food of all types. When it comes to pizza, you really can't beat NJ


WheeeeeThePeople

Except if it's from France where they call it \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.


smithcpfd

Bet you can't get USA Congress to agree.


Tobysboss

Probably


CountryComplex3687

I hate that expression ‘I think we can all agree’ why do people all say it now?


Joshua_Youngblood

Wow..... Not wrong.


Deathrial

The best pizza I have ever had was at a Turkish in Edinburgh


Forsaken-Souls

Yeah makes sense


baxbooch

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PIZZA IS FROM!


phoenixhart13

i can and will die on this hill


Sgt-Spliff

The word "probably" makes this technically not true though, right?


FrostedBadge564

Are you the Brett druck


beyond_rabbithole

New haven slaps both lowkey


YakadaYXD

WOKE


GeraltofRiviva

What if my pizza has New Jersey on it?


iiHartMemphisii

*I will die on this hill.*


NK-0

Beau Jo’s Colorado mountain pies the real best pizza. It’s the main course and the desert.


Skypirate90

Possibly from Chicago.


i_only_eat_nachos

In Africa, for every 60 seconds a minute passes.


ZippZappZippty

And 5e slaps it down. Finally.


DazedAmnesiac

NH, idk about this one


benthered0nethat

I can agree with that


knightress_oxhide

probably?


subtracti

....*probably* from somewhere else???


AwabKhan

Guys i spent 30 minutes on the internet searching for somewhere else pizza but couldn't find it


jakethedumbmistake

even if it was hurting them.


TheDictator26

I will die on this world... -Grimmaldus


Lord-Wilmer

I would say that’s accurate.


nameismeme

And that just a fact


ZippZappZippty

Finally some sense. Thank you for being so.


ablue

Probably? My money is betting that the excluded middle axiom is bullshit!


JackmPearson

I've gotten new york pizza in Florida and Chicago pizza in Detroit. Explain that smart guy


PaperGod777

Hawaii... pineapples tho. Don't work on pizza


nerdyoutube

it’s true and i’m tired of pretending it’s not


ZippZappZippty

Everyone here’s what she said! \-Michael Scott


VortexianAy

Guys, I realized something shocking, I think my pizza is from somewhere else


Hussar_Saber

'probably'


spookytit

I don‘t know about that... have you never heard of the American pizza trafficking ring?


Mr_nobrody

What if I buy the ingredients in new York and make it back in England?


elitezerp14

"probably"


JacobeanToaster

Wait... if you get killed... DO YOU DIE!?!?!?!


Just-Xav-Official

I will die on this hill.


rudrakumar17

*Italy has left the chat*


RestartingTheGame

Mine is from domino but you do you


SchallmauerGmbH

u/osvaldocar12 this one could be from you


chabusch

This is not technically true. Calling absolute certainty probability is false.


ZippZappZippty

im muslim and I like how you said long


RFlitney

“Probably”


SentientKayak

Jersey? Lmao. You mean NY and CT.


riiMYNANZ69-21

Yes


fatcap_11

Evry 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


lazyrainydaze

Everyone sleeps on Connecticunt pizza!! Y’all missing out, that’s cool we’ll keep the good stuff for ourselves!!


JevilDeltarune2000

What do he mean by "Probably"


CDN_Shadow

Not sure, but I can’t believe he’s done this.


WholeSmoke4889

From Greece


Beating-a-dead-whore

I have never understood literally anyone not from italy gatekeeping pizza. I mean, its not like pizza was first made in the Empire State Building.


jsilvy

It’s either from New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, or southern Italy. Otherwise it’s not real pizza.


99-bottlesofbeer

Me, getting my pizza on liberty island: suck my dick


High_Ground_Sand

From NJ can confirm


NuttyhatchAf

They're just jealous