Finally someone said it.
By - stopquotingmovies
My pizza is from England which has both York and Jersey. So explain that Mr scientist.
Those are different places. [Check mate. ](https://twitter.com/BrettDruck/status/1259137056233701377?s=19)
Cheese and tomato are different fruits. Explain that Mr geologist.
Clearly you haven't seen Tenet, the answer is very plainly in that film. King me.
I haven't, have you seen shrek? It clearly proves I'm sexier than you. Do not pass go, do not collect £200
I have lost the thread of this argument and declare you the winner so that it will end. Touchdown.
Now you need to order your body in a sexy satanic ritual
yep you definitely lost
They are the same fruit. Just at different stages of ripeness.
i love how both ‘check mate’ and ‘checkmate’ both works here
Mate? I thought you said you were from England, not Australia!?
British people are just winter Australians, mate
how come this tweet didn't get more traction ?
I’ve never heard of York Jersey.
I guess I’m...
Your pizza has both Old York and and Old Jersey, of course
Jersey is not in England.
GOOD point. It's actually in the sea.
Those are Old York and Old Jersey; not New York or New Jersey.
It’s not new. The York has to be new to be considered real peezzuh!
This man said something so controversial. What a hero
You're welcome for my bravery. [Here are more brave declarations. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CHdXmfUhLKf/)
Fuck that made me laugh out loud. Few things do. Oh I will steal that so much.
Great, thanks, I was supposed to be going to sleep but instead spent way too much time on yr instagram and then lost my grip on my tablet and it smashed me in the nose and it's pretty much all your fault.
Sorry about that. Were you able to follow me first?
Ha ha, yes. I dug my way out from under the rubble and struggled to tap the follow button before I lost consciousness...
Guess we're both heroes.
It's a good feeling.
Fun fact: Pizza usually comes from an oven.
This is actually a common misconception! You see, although a completed pizza is removed from the oven right before eating, the pizza is also put into the oven before that, and the parts that make up that unbaked pizza come from many different places, or perhaps the same place if you consider Earth or your country a single “place”!
very good points! and if you like vegetables on your pizza, or even the tomatoes for the sauce, those came from seeds which came from other ingredients that possibly came from other locations as well!
I have been enlightened
Also, all those seeds and the soil and water they used to grow the plants are made up of elements which come from outer space, mostly from the cores of dying stars.
I want my brain cell back
That is incorrect, as I use a flamethrower to make my pizzas.
My pizza is from nowhere. So THERE.
#DO NOT ACCEPT PIZZA FROM THE VOID!!! Are you trying to destroy our reality??!! One, Just One containment breach and you can kiss reality as you know it good bye!
But it's *extra cheese* ***for free!!***
#DO NOT gamble the fate of the universe away on FREE CHEESE!!
Even *extra* cheese?
Because of your failure to understand the importance of the issue at hand we will be rending your immortal soul from your very mortal flesh. Once done we will proced to erase any form of personality or memories besides basic math. Then we will place the blank soul into a newborn, preferably a stillborn but having two souls has never harmed anyone.
Any last words before the process begins?
[Yes. Just three.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC4CNTw0DmQ)
I would only for free milk, but never free cheese.
You would need a lot of likes... wow
DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!
Osvaldo12, where are you?
Why does it say I will die on this hill at the top
To mislead one into believing this is going to be a strong but trite opinion about East coast pizza being superior to other pizzas.
Before trying either one, I would've been absolutely sure that I'd prefer NY to Chicago. I was very surprised when I didn't.
Can you or anyone else explain to me the differences? I'm from Italy and of course we consider ours superior, but I'm really fascinated by deep dish pizza
Of course you consider yours superior. It is better than anything else.
If we're strictly talking about traditional pizza, yes, we invented it and it's the best, but stuff like deep-dish is a whole different beast imo so I'm not gonna say Neapolitan pizza is better than Chicago style cuz they're so different that prefering one to the other is just a matter of personal taste. Don't tell my fellow Italians tho, I've basically committed treason
Maybe it's the influence of the Italian part of my family but traditional pizza is the only real pizza. Others are something different but not \*really\* pizza, I guess? I like Chicago style but I've never been so close to enlightment since I tried pizza in Italy. But that's just my opinion and I'm longing for some vacation days to go there again. If I were living closer to Chicago than Italy, my opinion might be reversed. :D
Also: TIL the name deep-dish.
There's also two different types of deep-dish pizza: Chicago style, which is basically a literal pizza pie (mostly toppings/cheese inside a deep thin crust), and Detroit style, which is rectangular (cut in squares) with a thick, softer crust and toppings all the way to the edge (crispy/crunchy near-burnt cheese) but in more conventional amounts.
Spittin straight facts
And if your pizza is from *Chicago?*
Then it's not from Michigan
Hard disagree. It's *definitely* from somewhere else.
A probability can be a certainty, thus if a pizza isn't from New York or New Jersey, the probability it's from somewhere else is 1. --> the statement is still correct
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I think we can all agree that if your pizza isn't from New York or New Jersey it's probably from somewhere else.
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NJ pizza is one of the best types of pizza (humbly bragging about my state)
As a waiter in (surprisingly not Napoli) once told me: “There’s is Napoli-style and there is shit style!”
From what I see on r/pizza sometimes I get heartattacks (I'm Italian)
Same but I’m not Italian
Edit: I just saw someone put 3 different types of cheese on the same pizza.
It's an existing kind of pizza (with 4 types, it's called quattroformaggi)
Now that I’m actually browsing through r/pizza it doesn’t contain what I thought it would (except for the burger pizza why does that exist).
The stuff on r/food and r/recipes is usually much more ridiculous tho ngl
Sort it by controversial
The first thing I saw was a woman in lingerie lmao.
But the following posts were fucking disgusting oh my god.
Despite all of that, I still want Pizza now...
I personally know people from Napoli who agree there are some very good pizza around all Italy, some better than Napoli.
It all depends on the specific restaurant and taste, i guess.
I am OP, [here is more bravery. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgHdezBb-2/)
Go poop in a bucket.
Brett spittin faxx
It’s literally always good
I've had bad pizza only 2 times in life, and both times were in Ohio. Neither tinge is specifically Ohio's fault but nevertheless.
First one was at the airplane museum melted cheese but the sauce was still ice cold, I'm not sure how they managed that but it was awful.
Second tinge from a convenience store near the baseball stadium in Cincinnati. The bread was way undercooked and the cheese got weird gross after only 5 minutes.
Do you have parents? I’m heading out to the Midwest to find you. If you’re purchasing pizza at a convenience store—*and then literally critiquing it as though you expected it to be anything other than a whimpering cry for help*— then as a society we have failed you. Low expectations in life can be good....but this is beyond the pale.
I had low expectations for the pizza and it was still worse than that. At the time i was also a bit tipsy and it was 11 pm. I guess expecting something edible was too high of expectations.
What do my parents have to do with this?
I was kidding. I’m actually the sort of gal who will eat gas station pizza, while staring down Gordon Ramsey. I have no food shame.
Maybe a little more or less good in certain places
Yeah of course it’s not always the best but it’s always at least good is what I’m saying
Have you ever had Indiana pizza?
No im 17
Somewhere else is my favorite pizza style.
So if my pizza isn't from Earth, it's definitely outta this world?
Everyone knows that the best pizza is in Italy
Except its not, its in NJ/NYC
Those huge, chewing gum, heavy things?! Fuck no!
Oof, clearly never been to NJ/NYC lmao. Basically, thin and crispy, flavorful pizza was invented by Italian immigrants here. The total opposite of huge, chewing gum, heavy pizza you find in other states around the country aka carboard pizza
Not the one i ate
\*tries one random pizza place in NJ/NY\*
\*think's he knows what pizza is like in the region\*
lol dude c'mon. there are bad pizza places in NJ/NY too but its just more rare and the good pizza places are unmatched in other states... I don't really know why people get so upset/defensive about this.. you don't see people arguing that Tex Mex or BBQ is bad in Texas or other regional foods. People just want to reject that the place modern pizza was created, actually still has the best pizza, and its very strange
**Loughs in Little Italy**
I have never heard of New Jersey pizza
New jersey chinese food is off the rails good too...plus the bagels from the Italian places ...everyone craps on NJ but they got some serious food
I haven’t heard of heaven either
sucks for you
It better not be from Chicago.
I love deep dish, but it's not pizza. Casserole with pizza toppings maybe?
Why are you booing him, he's right!
Detroit Pizza is the true winner
I have to disagree. It’s actually Colorado style.
If it’s from New Jersey’s I wouldn’t eat it
I think it’s technically the truth
Not even real italian pizza on your italian holiday travel?
actual pizza> whatever ameeicans are doing
You messed up the chinese italian food and bagels are crazy goos
I've never had better food than in NJ, lived all around the USA. High population density and a very diverse population = amazing food of all types. When it comes to pizza, you really can't beat NJ
Except if it's from France where they call it \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
Bet you can't get USA Congress to agree.
I hate that expression ‘I think we can all agree’ why do people all say it now?
Wow..... Not wrong.
The best pizza I have ever had was at a Turkish in Edinburgh
Yeah makes sense
WHO TOLD YOU THAT? YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE MY PIZZA IS FROM!
i can and will die on this hill
The word "probably" makes this technically not true though, right?
Are you the Brett druck
New haven slaps both lowkey
What if my pizza has New Jersey on it?
*I will die on this hill.*
Beau Jo’s Colorado mountain pies the real best pizza. It’s the main course and the desert.
Possibly from Chicago.
In Africa, for every 60 seconds a minute passes.
And 5e slaps it down. Finally.
NH, idk about this one
I can agree with that
....*probably* from somewhere else???
Guys i spent 30 minutes on the internet searching for somewhere else pizza but couldn't find it
even if it was hurting them.
I will die on this world...
I would say that’s accurate.
And that just a fact
Finally some sense. Thank you for being so.
Probably? My money is betting that the excluded middle axiom is bullshit!
I've gotten new york pizza in Florida and Chicago pizza in Detroit. Explain that smart guy
Hawaii... pineapples tho. Don't work on pizza
it’s true and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
Everyone here’s what she said!
Guys, I realized something shocking, I think my pizza is from somewhere else
I don‘t know about that... have you never heard of the American pizza trafficking ring?
What if I buy the ingredients in new York and make it back in England?
Wait... if you get killed... DO YOU DIE!?!?!?!
I will die on this hill.
*Italy has left the chat*
Mine is from domino but you do you
u/osvaldocar12 this one could be from you
This is not technically true. Calling absolute certainty probability is false.
im muslim and I like how you said long
Jersey? Lmao. You mean NY and CT.
Evry 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Everyone sleeps on Connecticunt pizza!! Y’all missing out, that’s cool we’ll keep the good stuff for ourselves!!
What do he mean by "Probably"
Not sure, but I can’t believe he’s done this.
I have never understood literally anyone not from italy gatekeeping pizza. I mean, its not like pizza was first made in the Empire State Building.
It’s either from New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, or southern Italy. Otherwise it’s not real pizza.
Me, getting my pizza on liberty island: suck my dick
From NJ can confirm
They're just jealous