White-faced heron being like those kids in puffer-jackets and short-shorts when it's freezing out
By - jp-30nz
White-faced heron wants to know if you’re gonna eat all those chips or can he have them.
You know they can't have my ghost chips! Go away!
??? ~~Do you even understand the ghost chips reference?~~
Monique thinks you're dumb
I've been internalising a very complicated situation in my head
When you skip leg day at the gym
Or shivering in a coat that's not done up - because doing up your coat isn't cool.
If they're shivering sounds like they're cool enough.
I feel personally attacked by the title of this post lmao xD
TIL you white faced herons were using the internet.
Makes sense, though - must have been you yourselves who did [this](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/97756082/skulduggery-in-bird-of-the-year-contest-as-whitefaced-heron-support-spikes).
He looks very handsome.
Yeah.. those kids... ahem.
Weird how those kids can’t afford pants but always have an impeccable haircut; good old fade with gel
Ehh, I'm not broke but I wear shorts all year round except for when dress codes or PPE rules oblige me to put on pants. Elastic waistband shorts are just so much more comfortable to move around and exist in, and cold legs don't really bother me so long as my core and head are warm.
I've got my trusty $8 warehouse elastic waistband shorts on now. Quick dry ones too.
This is the Way.
Don't forget the talcum powder.
My school uniform didn't allow juniors to wear long pants.
I've got a neck, but it's too fruzz to use it right now, bro.
There was one chilling out in the pond outside my office this morning.
Kinda looks like Gru or a fluffy egg on toothpicks
I’ve never been so offended, but yes
Lol!! That’s sadly true, cute bird tho 😂
Damm Mordecai....you need to get back to your own reality before the portal closes!!
Dyslexia said: "White heroine in those kids in puffer-jackets and short-shorts when it's freezing out"
Why do we have the most muppet-looking birds.