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White-faced heron being like those kids in puffer-jackets and short-shorts when it's freezing out

White-faced heron being like those kids in puffer-jackets and short-shorts when it's freezing out

mattblack77

White-faced heron wants to know if you’re gonna eat all those chips or can he have them.


20_Dollar_Falcon

You know they can't have my ghost chips! Go away!


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20_Dollar_Falcon

??? ~~Do you even understand the ghost chips reference?~~ Spoon! Spacehead!


FrancistheBison

Puzzle-tiime!


ActualBacchus

Monique thinks you're dumb


20_Dollar_Falcon

I've been internalising a very complicated situation in my head


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When you skip leg day at the gym


Hubris2

Or shivering in a coat that's not done up - because doing up your coat isn't cool.


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

If they're shivering sounds like they're cool enough.


champokeman

I feel personally attacked by the title of this post lmao xD


Salt-Pile

TIL you white faced herons were using the internet. Makes sense, though - must have been you yourselves who did [this](https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/97756082/skulduggery-in-bird-of-the-year-contest-as-whitefaced-heron-support-spikes).


rory1232019

He looks very handsome.


jenitlz

Yeah.. those kids... ahem.


mattblack77

Weird how those kids can’t afford pants but always have an impeccable haircut; good old fade with gel


jrandom_42

Ehh, I'm not broke but I wear shorts all year round except for when dress codes or PPE rules oblige me to put on pants. Elastic waistband shorts are just so much more comfortable to move around and exist in, and cold legs don't really bother me so long as my core and head are warm.


jpr64

I've got my trusty $8 warehouse elastic waistband shorts on now. Quick dry ones too.


jrandom_42

This is the Way.


jpr64

Don't forget the talcum powder.


SuperSprocket

My school uniform didn't allow juniors to wear long pants.


ActuallyNot

I've got a neck, but it's too fruzz to use it right now, bro.


jpr64

There was one chilling out in the pond outside my office this morning.


Ohhcrumbs

Kinda looks like Gru or a fluffy egg on toothpicks


BobHighlandcow

I’ve never been so offended, but yes


mildlycuriouss

Lol!! That’s sadly true, cute bird tho 😂


BlockBusterCryp

Damm Mordecai....you need to get back to your own reality before the portal closes!!


broccoli-obama

Dyslexia said: "White heroine in those kids in puffer-jackets and short-shorts when it's freezing out"


alasyochur

Why do we have the most muppet-looking birds.