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Google providing essential answers to the most pressing questions about Mt Ruapehu

Google providing essential answers to the most pressing questions about Mt Ruapehu

evilgwyn

He's not wrong


vourukasha

I also enjoy the Mt Eden Prison reviews :)


Penguinator53

Aw I can't see any reviews but I see it gets 4.5 stars🤣


Biomassfreak

I got shanked in my sleep but at least there was free food


TobiasDrundridge

USP Florence, America’s highest security prison, also has great reviews.


UsablePizza

Where abouts are they?


vourukasha

On Google....


ForbiddenHamster

No way!


sambad5

"You can always jump out an airplane without a parachute, at altitude, once"


ActualBacchus

"All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once." - Terry Pratchett (I think)


Trump_the_terrorist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Alkemade


TheNordicLion

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87


Trump_the_terrorist

She didn’t jump out of a plane, she was still in the fusealage trapped behind a food cart. A terrifying experience for sure, but not relevant to the comment I replied to.


TheNordicLion

My apologies sir, i recalled the story from memory and was under the impression she was sucked out if the plane and the trees had broken her fall in the same manner as your pilot. Upon further inspection, it was revealed you are correct. I'll take my pa-pows for irrelevance.


budgetavis

Asking for one in Levin cracked me up


lurker__dude

Well there was a time you could swim around in crater lake. I think it's been a bit acidy since 1995 though.


IGMcSporran

You couldn't really swim. Top 5 cm of water is warm or hot, everything below, is 1 or 2 degrees. We dug a bath size hole, and ran the top layer into it, that sort of worked, but the cold ground took the heat away quickly. This is back in the mists of time, when you just did things like dig holes in national parks,


nzsims

[Looks pretty legit](https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/6876/swimming-in-crater-lake)


bob_doe_nz

I thought it was since Tangiwai.


daveymg

There was a time when you could get a ride up to the crater on the back of a tracked bus thing and have a fancy breakfast there, probly jump in the lake too. That would have been back in the day of the single chairs and poma lifts, when the RAL folks got their special members queues ahead of the regular ticket buying plebs queues.


mrlucasw

Some questions are just so stupid that you're obliged to take the piss out of them.


wigzell78

...but only once.


djpc99

From what I remember of the story Ruapehu was female.


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LittleRedCorvette2

Tongariro was married to the beautiful lady mountain Pihanga. According to the classic Battle of the Mountains by Peter Gossage.


keeweeWithTheR32

Was. 2021 everyone’s coming out.


stormtrooper500

Pack and Save


Tekktite91

I mean i've heard of acid trips but this is ridiculous... (The acidity of Ruapehu's crater lake has swung between 2 and 0.5 since the mid 1900s)


NZickinja

Kenneth Li a real one


poole_alison

can != should


astrielx

I dunno about that. There's plenty of people who should jump in it, as well.


mildlycuriouss

Lol! no kidding


JuiciesNZ

Lots more snow.


Keristero

Can you do buy now $250 inc shipping to Huntly?


antnipple

No thanks. I'd prefer to let the auction run.


derwhalfisch

gotta take the unbeaten track to pay respects to the Deka sign now 😔


citizenerased89

Swapz 4 iPhone 6


ben3137

#Facts


SOOTY_AND_SWEEP

Google reviews are full of this kind of pointless commentary.


Its_This_Or_Nothin

I wonder how afroclint got his nickname "afroclint"


OhhMrGarrison

I saw the post of Mt Ruapehu earlier this morning and googled it too, the one that caught my eye was >Q: Can I jump in the volcano? >A: yeah bro you can. Crack up


andrewejc362

You mean the first one in the post?


anonG0ON

Lol, right? Weird.


OhhMrGarrison

Yeah I didnt even read them honestly I already had when I googled Mt Ruapehu


evilgwyn

I saw a good one as well Q: Can I jump in the volcano? A: yeah bro you can.


4P5mc

Well, nobody's stopping you from jumping in...


felisnebulosa

I actually did find love on Mount Ruapehu! We were both hiking up alone, both went up the wrong way and ran into each other...


PeachiLikesRaccoons

Once.


emeryz

VOLANCO!


pony_trekker

But you can never be free.


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ThatHairyGingerGuy

No shit Sherlock.


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ThatHairyGingerGuy

Cant believe this needs to be explained, but obviously that means "Google providing answers posted by people" / "a Google search providing answers" You're going to have a fit when you hear about the information provided by Wikipedia.


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ThatHairyGingerGuy

No worries. Always happy to help explain basic common sense things for those who struggle to work it out themselves :)