Doge is a gamer
By - Cr3AtiV3_Us3rNamE
I’ve been banned from McDonalds for dipping my balls in the ice cream machine. This is literally the Dark Souls of 1984
Number 13: McFlurry Ball Dip, the last thing you'd want in your McDonald's ice cream us someone’s spunk...
Speak for yourself
The ministry of ball-dipping would like to know your location
ice cream. not nekopara bruh
Nah he's talking about people
Dude I love that game, makes me cry everytime
from which head?
That's a lie. No ice cream machine works in McDonald's
We now know why.
Hence, the infamous "Ice cream Balls"
Welcome to dark souls bitch?? r/gamingcirclejerk
I was fired from my job at the pickle factory for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. Of course, she was fired too.
Dennis Prager, is that you???
Dennis Prager is on Reddit?
Sir, if you want CBT, you need to remember to turn the machine *on* before doing that
Somebody didn’t share their school lunch, now it’s time for me to quote George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Okay, that's all the time I've got. I gotta get back to playing Animal Farm on my Nintendo 3DS.
[All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others](https://www.animalcrossingportal.com/games/new-horizons/guides/villager-popularity-list.php)
1984 was about what pussy does to a mf
Did you just... touch someone’s hand before marriage...? That’s it. Get in the rat eating your face cage.
Okay, I’ll go to Chuck E Cheese, as long as you buy me some tokens so I can play Frogger.
Okay I know what you mean but as I read this I was playing hitman and The map I was playing was called “a gilded cage”
then what a rat does to a mf.
It makes you cook the best french food
awwww so cute but probably breaching lots of food safety legislations.
Reject food safety legislation, embrace salmonella
That only ever really mattered to Julia. Winston did not care as much. Julia wanted to be free to do what she wanted (sex), but did not care about any cause or ideology. Winston was too curious about the former age of the capitalists, and believed himself to be protecting the truth.
I want to disagree but I can't
It’s actually not that far off
Segs=bad if not trying to make child so Oceania is a good Christian society
If only he'd joined the anti sex league.
He’d still be drinking victory gin
Winston: Damn Julia, dat pussy really got me believing there’s a rebellion against Big Brother
Proceeds to get tortured into supporting Big Brother
Tfw getting laid gets you tortured
what about when they're the same thing 🤔🤔
It's literally 1984 when you get sent to horni jail
That's certainly one name for the Ministry of Love, sure.
The fact that this is up to some extent true is amazing.
1984 was about you and your exploits
>tfw no dumptruck ass
>tfw no birthing hips
>tfw no sex the terrorist
Didn't winston have a wife in a loveless marriage before and that wife he yeeted out a cliff? Really it's about putting hoes before big brother
idk bro I just watched the Overly Sarcastic Productions video, I was in the non-gifted English class and we just read Animal Farm
The loveless marriage wife and the wife pushed off a cliff were one in the same, Winston didn’t have the balls to push her over when he had a chance so they separated. Since he’s not divorced and still technically married, he then cannot legally marry Julia. If only Winston had the mettle to commit murder while he still could.
Ok big brother
Fuck, you said it first i guess
Fun fact: most people refer to the title as “1984” when trying to make arguments about modern ‘censorship’
However, the title was actually “Nineteen Eighty Four” until publishers changes it to fit better on the cover.
It might have been sarcasm, but I saw a post from twitter of some guy complaining about how #1984 was censored because it doesn't show up as a hashtag even though that applies to all numbers. It's sad we have to question if things like that are real or sarcasm.
It wasn't, sadly. At least AFAIK.
oh? that is fascinating tbh
Plot summary of 1984
The editor for a newspaper gets bonked into horny jail
So, what zero pussy does to a mf?
He gets plenty in the book believe me
I love how I'm learning a lot about this book, just from this comment section
Full summary of 1984:
Setting: a dystopian future (based on when it was written) in the nation of Oceania. It’s enemies and/or allies are Eurasia and Eastasia. The ruling party of Oceania is Ingsoc, which our main character *thinks* might be short for English Socialism.
Our main character is Wilson, works for the ministry of truth which is simplified to “minitru”. His job is to take anything the party leader, Big Brother, has said and rewrite it so it’s always true. Did the ministry of plenty promise to increase chocolate rations to 3 bars but fail to meet the quota? Change it so that the promise was 1 bar, and that there was simply never any chocolate rations to begin with.
Wilson becomes sexually involved with a co-worker and the 2 of them begin openly criticizing the state. They try to join a terrorist group only to learn it doesn’t exist and is just a plot by the state to find terrorists. Wilson and his mistress are arrested and sent to the ministry of love which tells them the truth, and beats them into submission. The story ends with Wilson submitting wholeheartedly to Big Brother, there is no escape
Darn, so close
One of the core "stories" in nineteen eighty four is how removing complexity and context from language _completely_ changes how you think. By shortening words (Ingsoc, minitru), and removing all other context from a word except what Ingsoc wants the word to mean completely changes how ideas are created. In the book it's called newspeak, and one of the most prominent phrases from the book is "double plus ungood". Makes no sense to us, makes perfect sense to the story. Think of a loaded word, full of abstractions, like freedom. What's that mean? Freedom from tyranny, opression, disease, cancer, jail, life, death, the right to do whatever. Hundreds of different meanings. In the story, freedom ONLY means "you are free under the state" nothing else. It has no other meaning. Zip. Zilch. Nada. By eliminating complexity in language, people are so, so easily controlled.
Thanks, can't wait for the sequel 1985 /s
Out of joke, good summary
The sequels clearly 2020 mate do you even see what Twitter is doing to repeat offender bigots who spew hate speech? Literally big brother smfh
That's the spin-off, just like the porn parody 1969
It’s also the only he’s ever gotten in his entire life
And the last he'll ever get before they shoot him in the back of his neck or something idk its been 6 years since senior year literature class
But only after they've completely broken and brainwashed him. Just to be sure.
To have a symbolic victory, in that no-one dies while not believing in the propaganda. The power over the people of Oceania must be absolute.
How about from some [college students](https://youtu.be/tiGMX6-7VFE)
Read it if you can, it's not too long and is very good
He goes from zero pussy to plenty pussy too fast, and then he gets fucked up by the whiplash.
Room 101 😳
Bri'ish television show 😳
Can't protest the proxy wars and alteration of history if you're in horny jail
Julia was a deep state plant, change my mind
Good pussy really breaks a man
what's with all these 1984 memes? i don't get it
1984 is a political book by George Orwell against party loyalty and totalitarianism. The memes poke fun at the fact that many people apply it to things that it shouldn't be applied to.
In an alternate universe, people say things are “literally Animal Farm.”
This is literally animal farm
This is literally George Orwell's Animal Crossing.
Animal Farm: New Horizons
In an alternate alternate universe people say things are "literally fahrenheit 451"
They told me that i can’t shit on the street. Literally 1984
And when I threw the shit at the cops they arrested me, we truly live in a dystopia smh
Damn that would be like old Goonstation ss13 maybe
They don’t want us to return to Monke
Women in games? Literally male genocide and 1984.
Its funny because many people think that way
Welcome to America, where people objectively quote things they’ve never even read like 1984. Or The Bible. Or The Constitution.
I litterally heard in one video a Quanon retard saying that in 1984 the government used a pandemic to go over people
Now, I haven't read the book in a year, but A PANDEMIC IS NOT THE DAMN SUBJECT OF THE BOOK VOIDHEAD
The totalitarian Party in the book, much like its real-life inspiration, strictly censors history and the news, and controls what opinions people can express and even *think*.
Right-wingers on the Internet get banned on forums for calling people the N-word or some shit, and then say that it's the same thing.
What do you mean I can't incite violence against minorities. 1984.
Fun fact: Orwell was also a Socialist.
That's why he didn't like the USSR.
Which brings up an important point: the vast majority of Socialists are NOT tankies. Most Socialists, including myself, find the actions of the USSR, CCP, and DPRK to be repulsive human rights abuses.
Those pro-dictator people are so annoying, they tend to be conspiracy theorists too.
It's always right wingers quoting it despite Orwell being a democratic socialist and saying that all of his work was done to progress towards democratic socialism
He also really enjoyed throwing hand grenades at fascist, loved himself a good explosion.
It does have some merit though. When people actually work to have their own platform... and it gets removed, that’s nearing some dystopian shit. People will say “don’t like it, do X yourself,” but when people try to do just that, everyone attacks and retaliates as if they’re directly threatened.
On one hand, I think it's a good thing when people get banned from Twitter for inciting violence, and it should keep happening.
On the other hand, it *is* concerning that our ability to meaningfully communicate and express ourselves at a global level (i.e. the entire Internet, basically), which is absolutely vital in today's globally connected society, is controlled by a handful of massive companies, who ban people and platforms purely based on how it affects their bottom line.
This stance shouldn’t be controversial at all
Lunatics and deranged idiots shouldn’t have a platform to spout their dangerous alternate realities, but at the same time the fact that there’s a private (or hell could even be federal) entity that can dictate what is or isn’t deranged, idiotic lunacy at any moment is concerning.
> Lunatics and deranged idiots shouldn’t have a platform to spout their dangerous alternate realities, but at the same time the fact that there’s a private (or hell could even be federal) entity that can dictate what is or isn’t deranged, idiotic lunacy at any moment is concerning.
I'd be a lot more OK with the tech giants determining their own Terms of Service, if only the rules were transparent, clear, and consistently enforced. But it obviously isn't. The shit that got Trump banned wasn't that much more ToS-breaking than what he's been posting since he started campaigning. If Twitter really cared about enforcing their ToS in a fair manner, they would have banned him half a decade ago.
Make no mistake - Trump wasn't banned because he incited violence. He was banned because it became less profitable to keep him on Twitter than to kick him off.
If they consistently applied the rules, they would have stopped "cancel culture" mobs a long time ago. Basically every single protest wouldn't be allowed to be organized on twitter because of the high potential for violence.
The problem is that they want to be able to "deplatform" so-called "nazis" while still allowing similar behavior from the left, and I'm genuinely hoping that comes back to bite them. I'm hoping for some sort of anti-monopoly action or something, because clearly if they are gonna pick and choose what is allowed based on who it affects, they shouldn't be protected by the law when it goes bad.
If they were forced, by law, to apply their rules equally and fairly that would go a long way to fixing the problem. I wouldn't have a problem with a private company making rules and banning people for breaking them if those rules were applied consistently and fairly for everyone. They can have rules prohibiting any sort of speech they want, but they should have to punish everyone equally for breaking that rule.
TL;DR: They shouldn't be able to ban Trump for inciting violence, while allowing all the democrats and blue check mark celebrities to start trends like "punch a nazi", rules should be applied equally for everyone.
People are really downvoting you for having a legit concern. Talk about consoomers
I really wish they'd drop a reply as well. I'm honestly curious to see which part of what I said they disagree with and why.
If that's dystopian, we have been there for decades. They only care now because their cult is being attacked. If we celebrate ISIS being kicked off of platforms, I don't see why we should stop now.
Notice how in no point did you mention the government taking down the site? Because that's not what happened. It wasn't censorship, it was capitalism.
There was a political cartoon from like a month ago saying “Trump got banned from Twitter” with the calendar set on 1984.
WHoS GONNA PRoTECT US FROM THE LIZARD PEDOS NOW! (((THEY))) ARE SILENCING REASONABLE CONSERVATIVE VOICES!
THIS IS WHAT TYE GUY THAT WROTE 1984 WARNED US ABOUT
I would recommend you give it a read, or at least watch the overly sarcastic production video on the book, it might worth your time
Making fun of rightoids that think not being able to scream the n word in public without getting kicked out is comparable to a totalitarian society
Think about your actions guys don’t me oppressed
This says a lot about our society. I was banned from Wendy’s for showing up in a speedo with an inverted cross painted on my chest in goat blood and projectile vomiting 3 litres of Sprite onto the cashier. Let that sink in, free speech is truly dead.
Sometimes you really just need it spelled out for you... this just completely shifted my worldview in ways I can’t yet express in writing
"I'll twist your bloody 'ead off if you get fresh with me."
-George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
Never forget when someone I know said George Orwell, that guy who joined the spanish civil war to "kill fascists because someone has to do it", was a far-right writer.
When your so far left Giovanni Gentile can slap your ass from the other side of the horseshoe everyone’s far-right to you
Worst part is that person is more right than left.
Very odd indeed
No Doge, not being able to say the N-word is not literally 1984
But does it exist in Newspeak?
That's the N-word he was talking about! Shhh
Actually changing the meaning of definition of "N-Word" to newspeak is very 1984 of you.
Thankyou, I appreciate that. Now time for your reeducation session. Put the basket with the stoat over your tum tum
Fool, I am pure
You’re clear, have a nice day
Thx u too
Thank you for the request, comrade.
u/daPootisman has not said the N-word.
Twitter banning me for sending death threats to mr peanut is 1984 😔
That little peanut mother fucker sells his own kind. Bastard deserves to die
Orson Welles said you have to show complete patriotism and loyalty to the state's armed authorities to defeat authoritarianism its right there in Wonder Woman 1984
or read once and totally misunderstood the point of it.
Duh, otherwise Orwell wouldn't've written a book about it
as an englishman, yes
Don't trust the hoes
Good pussy makes you rebel against the state. We have all been there.
"Was that the bite of 84?"
We’re getting some intense lore drops. This changes EVERYTHING we know about fnaf lore.
gamer? on a mac? yeah right
I know this is asspulling, but this could be reference to that apple commercial parodying 1984
this reminds me
remember when Epic Games parodied that ad when Fortnite got taken down from the app store for breaking the guidelines
Damn that whole Epic V Apple situation was stupid from start to end. Like at the end of the ad is said something about stopping 2020 from becoming 1984 which I know was another reference to the Apple commerical but just come of as a wierd translation error that made it sound stupid. You know what fuck it the whole Epic V Apple thing was stupid.
It’s funny too because George Orwell was an avid democratic socialist, yet they quote his books as proofs against people like Bernie sanders.
I think what's funny is people even here making it an argument about how "okay but he would be against companies "censoring" people and basically controlling narratives" because, while true, [given his willingness to fight Francoists in Spain] _it is greatly undercut by the fact that he'd be fucking partying that they're banning fascists_
Ah yes, I'm sure democratic socialist George Orwell would be thrilled with the prospect of having a small group of private technocrats control what is allowed to say and what not, based on vaguely worded terms of service, that can be applied to anything they want it to apply.
I just think social media should have the same standards applied to them as regular media outlets.
Make your own platform.
Oh you made your own platform? Now make your own bank, server host and internet service provider.
I’m sure he’d be even more thrilled that a bunch of Republicans are quoting it because they spread false information and still don’t get censored most of the time.
You have to realise that the term "misinformation" can be streched extensively. Sure, saying Covid doesn't exist is one thing, but there is so much other stuff that is pretty subjective, where there is no simple objective truth.
But a lot of the shit they say like Ted Cruz going “I support the People of Texas not Paris, why is Biden caring more about the people of Paris” over the climate accord when he know FULL FUCKING WELL THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD. And then a bunch of other stupid republicans parroted it and idiots just sit there and think “this is a logical point of view”.
Freedom of speech doesn’t equal freedom of consequences. If you continue to perpetuate a lie that resulted in hundreds of idiots being arrested for trying to overthrow the government, then it’s pretty understandable that Twitter would want to shield itself from liability by not allowing these people to continue using their platform.
I’m sure mr Orwell would LOVE overthrowing a democratically elected leader and then quoting his book after getting banned from twitter for supporting a coup. It’s a fucking private company big twitter isn’t making you say something you can go outside and protests or talk about it in the thousands of other pieces of social media
No doge, TacoBell kicking you out of the store for yelling racial slurs and pissing on the floor isn’t a 1984 moment
It’s a shame how over-quoted 1984 is, it’s got some genuine wisdom on authoritarianism and people just apply it to whenever they feel slightly upset about something
That’s kinda how Twitter is. They say or use things in stuff that isn’t that serious. You’re dating a girl 2 years younger than you? You’re a pedophile. What’s that? You made a dark skinned character slightly lighter in your canary? You must be a racist. Are you a furr- you’re a fucking zoophile
let’s say, you’ve been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even. ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then i believe you’d agree with me when i say that you deserve a spanking. am i not correct? a bad girl deserves a spanking and as i am daddy, you are my girl, so i am the one who must provide punishment.
\- Ben Shapiro
i’m gonna commit 1984 on you
Le George Orwell was a professed socialist has arrived.
Something tells me our canine companion may have better reading comprehension skills than some of our fellow humans
Reminds me of when Elon Musk said Karl Marx was a capitalist because he had a book called Das Kapital.
Oh what are you saying? You are saying that a private company has the right to refuse service to me? Too bad I already have out my copy of George Orwell’s 1984!
what is 1984 about anyway?
What sum good pussy does to a MF
*Morgan Freeman narrating*
“But what good pussy did to a mf was not ok, not ok at all”
A book written by George Orwell to depict a totalitarian society where the party, Ingsoc, controls every aspect of life, the TLDR version of the plot is that the secret police send main character and main character's gf to horni jail
When no n word
1984 and "orwellian" seems to be thrown around a lot by people who didn't read the book or don't understand what it means.
Yeah yes George Orwell, a member of a communist Antifascist militia, definitely wrote a book saying Nazis shouldn't be banned from Twitter.
"It's about oppression or something"
\~ person using it as an excuse to break the law
Got called racist today on Twitter.
What were you doing?
I was on Twitter and I got called racist.
I was being racist.
Yeah, I was on Twitter.
Doge said N-word
A society becomes totalitarian when its structure becomes flagrantly artificial: that is, when its reddit moderator class has lost its function but succeeds in clinging to power by force or fraud.
This is literally turning into 1984. I can’t even piss in the soda fountains anymore. When is the government going to stop regulating EVERYTHING we do?
1984 is a book about a man named Winston who gets suspended from Twitter for a week for tweeting the n word
wtf!!1!!!!! this is geoge orwins’s 1982!!1!1!1!11
This is literally 2021
I got banned for calling someone out for being a zoophile. He supported sexually abusing your pets in a tweet, I called him a fucking lunatic for doing so, he reported me, I got Perma-banned and his account and tweet stayed unchanged
The real message 1984 tried to convey was that England sucks
Oh boy, what a profound and timeless story about the dangers of authoritarianism. I sure hope people on the internet don't take it out of context to point fingers at the American political party they themselves are opposite of.
I got banned for spam and promotion and the only thing I did was talk basketball. Not even tweets just replies. But they allow child porn on the site. So yes this is clearly 1984 no doubt in my mind about it
They banned a lot of people for interacting with meme twitter, including myself
Rip meme Twitter fr, was the best part of the app lol
You know that book 1944 written by Jorg Orwills? this is litterally like that!