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I run a satirical alt-right meme page on Instagram called @patriot.juice and this sub is always a source of inspiration. Here is one of my latest posts.

I run a satirical alt-right meme page on Instagram called @patriot.juice and this sub is always a source of inspiration. Here is one of my latest posts.

froggiechick

Where's the chamber to destroy all the Trump votes and forge the Biden ballots?


Mouth0fTheSouth

That's in Vault 69, this is Vault 420 😏


Bleach-Salesman

What's in vault 666


Betear

Exclusive Lil Nas X concert


The_Bill_Brasky_

Shut up and take my bottle caps


HarbingerDe

Cardi's WAP makes an appearance as well.


StlChase

Jewish space lasers


Brotherly-Moment

Vault 11 discovered weed.


Minerva472

It's a great idea to have planned parenthood right next to the sex dungeon. It's saved me a ton of time.


Mouth0fTheSouth

Say what you will about those BLM / Antifa / commies, but they sure know how to build a bunker /s


NotScottLabs

Libtard Millennials can't even drive an hour to get ana bortion πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜™πŸ˜‚πŸ˜™πŸ˜πŸ˜šπŸ€£πŸ˜™πŸ€©πŸ˜˜πŸ€©πŸ˜šπŸ₯³πŸ˜™ team MAGA just keeps winning my family won't text me back


Mouth0fTheSouth

Bahahaha I love it


The_Bill_Brasky_

Gonna name my daughter Ana Bortion, inject her full of right-wing propaganda, and encourage her to run for office. Think of the memes!!


throw_away1049

Also having the banquet hall nearby is brilliant. You can't have a proper orgy without a buffet table.


IMtoppercentage97

How many people agree with the posts in the comments? Lol


Mouth0fTheSouth

The comments are fucking cancer... At this point I have enough followers that are in on the joke that were able to all troll the fashies together, it's great.


IMtoppercentage97

I peeked, they can't be real lmao The dude with all the Confederate merch has to be satire right? Wtf


nomadquail

This is incorrect, planned parenthood is on the 3rd level. There’s also a Starbucks on level 2


Explorer_of__History

Don't forget the office for the CEO of Antifa.


Confident_Ad_3216

And the regional manager of Antifa Inc.


SilverwolfMD

I thought Antifa was an LLC, and BLM was the Inc.


tangerine-ice

hoooly fuck i just cackled for a good minute at your β€œbuilt ford gay” caption 😩


Mouth0fTheSouth

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Explorer_of__History

I was under the impression that most entrances were gender neutral. Guess I've been missing the indicators.


glassofwater9

My hole is a gender-neutral entrance 😈 πŸ’¦


leon_pretty_loathed

Good luck with with that, there’s a stupidly thin line between satire and shot being posted for real when it comes to the right wing and no, they aren’t alt right, they’re just right wing.


Mouth0fTheSouth

Lol check out the page


_regionrat

It's definitely a line. Most of your content would be obvious satire, but the above looks like something that would get unironically posted on Facebook by people with punisher bumper stickers


[deleted]

Yep this will be getting passed around by Q-anoners in no time.


julz1215

I especially love the redundant ones like "gender-neutral entrance" and "vegan horticulture". Those sound exactly like the kind of jokes these people would pat themselves on the back for coming up with. Nice work!


SilverwolfMD

How do you get non-vegan horticulture? Must have some impressive genetic engineering labs to make steak trees.


julz1215

Actually upon further consideration, I think non-vegan horticulture is when horticulture is practiced by non-vegan beings, such as humans. Vegan horticulture is practiced by sentient plants


SilverwolfMD

Maybe we're both wrong...maybe it's when people farm vegans for food.


ELECTONIC_MOAB

If you think about it being classified as a veteran is just a non physical participation trophy


LordFedoraWeed

This is unironically a Ben Garrison illustration


SilverwolfMD

Can't be. Nowhere near enough labels.


0NiceMarmot

or cum


TasmanianTortoise

Where is the gay room


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

They are all gay rooms


meowqct

Let me in, please


SixxTheSandman

Fuck if only that were real. Sounds like a kick ass place, tbh. Weed, sex, abortion on demand, wtf else could you as for?


Bennyjig

I bet people believed it and went crazy for it didn’t they.


acadiandirtbagger

it's remarkable that some people think this is actually funny


pond_snail

utopia


reddragonoftheeast

This place fucking rocks


StlChase

Let me find out you’re also the mastermind behind Liberty Hangout


stitchdude

They is some funny shit, exaggerated fall lab 😎


Gavin_prolly

Can I live there please


Thorne-In-Your-Side

"Gender Neutral" entrance? Since when are entryways to entire buildings gendered?


Mouth0fTheSouth

Lol triggered


Two-Ton_Teuton

How the fuck did you get the blueprints to my house?


Mouth0fTheSouth

😏😏😏


Brotherly-Moment

Yo where is this?


Mouth0fTheSouth

Portland, Oregon


Brotherly-Moment

Bye mom!


vladWEPES1476

Where's the liberal arts classroom?


Markurrito

This is really good lol. I'll give you a follow on instagram.


JimWilliams423

This is totally fake because there is no adrenochrome harvesting lab.


notchhill

Gotta love how the neocon mask slips when they mention Soros or the Rothschilds. Blaming everything on the Jews, some stuff never goes out of fashion.


natteulven

How's this satire? This is dope


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

Looks like the layout to the GI Joe HQ in the comic books.


Guilhermitonoob

Oh no I have seen horrible things coming from antifa inc. But I didn't know they were VEGAN