By - Harvickfan4Life
Trump is definitly a Bratty Sub.
Hahaha this is too much x)
To be the Domme to his bratty sub... just give me an hour, he’d leave crying.
To be fair he’d show up crying. Probably throwing a temper tantrum that his dad isn’t alive to make him a stinky boy.
"That's where I cum in" - Denny Prages
You gotta respect the safe word if you're his dom. That's something that I support for darn near everyone else on the planet, but not for him
This is the worst thing I've ever read
Literacy was a mistake.
Did not need to read THAT today. 🤣
DELET THIS NEPHEW
What a day to know how to read
What a terrible day to have sentience
I would like to unread this thankyou.
Well I guess that explains why he was wearing a [diaper ](https://www.the-sun.com/news/3030920/americans-convinced-donald-trump-diaper-bulge-north-carolina/) (don’t worry it’s SFW it’s an article by the sun)
Comments are so ageist.
“They Hated Jesus because he told the truth”
"I'm gonna cum"
\-Jesus Hector Christ, 3 B.C.
What an upsetting string of words
The shroud of darkness has fallen. Begun, the Cum War, has.
Steven Crowder is so excited, he's been working toward this moment his whole life.
If he is the one cumming though he is only gonna last a few seconds, maybe half a minute if lucky.
He's just super thirsty
What a slut
He’s just hoping the dogs get involved.
Into exile, I must go. Cum, I have.
>~~Melania~~ Ivanka: -_-
~~Melania Ivanka~~ Ted Cruz: -_-
Eric Trump: thanks dad! :D
I got to say this is some terrible JOI
agreed, way to long, I couldnt hold it in any longer, impossible to make it to the end
What can I say except XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
One MAGA, Two MAGA
Red MAGA, Blue MAGA
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"Biden voters posting their L's" (a pro-Trump twitter) is having a field day with this, apparently incapable of fathoming that we're mad at Biden/Harris for being too similar to Trump. They keep saying "sHoULd've VoTeD fOr tRuMp"
It’s like when Biden backed off from student debt cancellation and Trump voters were like “we warned you” like Trump would’ve just eo’d all debt had he won 🙄
I thought he might have cancelled it as the election got closer. Really started throwing populist shit at the wall to see what could possibly stick and help him get reelected. Alas, if it didn’t benefit him somehow…
Devos would never allow that.
Lady Devos of the Blackwater is not to be trifled with.
Yeah man, didn’t you know? First term was his “how bad can I F this county up” term. 2nd term was his “lol it was just a prank guys! Here’s the green new deal and student debt cancellation. Also a banging infrastructure program!” Term. Y’all should have been paying attention!
What did Biden/Harris do this time?
Harris told desperate Latin American migrants to stay in their failed states, Biden enables West Bank human rights violations
Oh wow, I thought the anger was about the DOJ promising to defend Christian school's right to discriminate against LGBT people. I guess just throw it into the pile of "the most progressive administration ever."
Still an improvement over Trump, I just wish the bar wasn't so low
Yeah seriously, find me someone who was actually thrilled biden won for his own sake and not because trump lost because I haven't met anyone.
There are a lot of them dumbasses. People who bought into US propaganda nearly as much as conservatives, just with a sprinkle of progressiveness on top. They’re called liberals.
But the President doesn’t do mean tweets anymore so now everything is back to normal!
I got brigaded by Trumpers once on Twitter after posting something along the lines of "I prefer Biden to trump." The Trumpers started railing about gas prices and the border crisis and they said "the country is going to hell, but at least there's no more mean tweets!" So hearing "no mean tweets" gave me flashbacks to that incident
Yep "Brunch Democrats" and neoliberals. They're obviously not as bad as Republicans/Libertarians but damn is their ignorance and inability to critically view the Democratic party infuriating.
My parents voted for Biden in the primary
We need to stop saying that like it makes it okay. Trump's gone, he doesn't matter anymore. Democrats are doing this *because* the bar is so low. They know that they don't need to do shit for people in need because those people's only other choice is a party that wants to make things worse.
It took everything we had just to get a milquetoast moderate elected and Trump's cult is still hoping their glorious leader will come back. What is wrong with this country?
Lack of any real left leaning party? Late stage capitalism? A cult like mentality where people believe that the rich deserve to be rich and the poor deserve to be poor? All of the above?
Idk. Germany has two major parties but one is a social democratic party and the other is a center-right liberal party (christian Democrats). The AfD is their version of the republicans but it's relatively fringe there.
Tbh I think it's partially our fault for not running as Social Democrats. Using the phrase "democratic socialist" was an unnecessary handicap and had we just called ourselves Social Democrats we could have innoculated ourselves against "socialism vulvazuela" arguments from the get-go
Really, though, I think the number one factor to blame is the electoral college/two-senators per state rule. The "land votes instead of people" principle gives the far-right disproportionate power and forces everyone else to unite under a single party banner, leading to a situation where the left and center have to team up just to outweigh the right
>had we just called ourselves Social Democrats we could have innoculated ourselves against "socialism vulvazuela" arguments from the get-go
People unironically believe that Joe Biden is a communist. I don't think changing the name would have helped.
I know this isn't a politics sub, but I feel the need to point out that the DOJ wasn't "promising to defend" descriminatory LGBT policies in private schools. They were filing to be the defense instead of allowing conservative religious groups to defend a federal law. The aforementioned religious organizations do not want the DOJ on this because they don't believe the DOJ will give strong enough arguments which is absolutely the case. The DOJ isn't defending the discriminating orgs.
Here is an article from the legal writer at Slate on it: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/06/biden-justice-department-lgbtq-discrimination.html
It's important we make sure to get our facts straight
Especially with the insanely inflammatory and misleading headlines we're getting.
>Harris told desperate Latin American migrants to stay in their failed states
Without even an apology for being the country that caused those Latin American nations to fail in the first place.
End the drug war and stop letting private corporations use the CIA and other aspects of the American government/military to economically and politically fuck over an entire region.
AOC called her out on this and got shit for it.
I seriously think that quote-on-quote "wokeism" is the number one thing holding us (the left) back. Latin Americans (and by extension, U.S. Latinos, if they are first-generation naturalized immigrants) agree with the points AOC made when chewing out Harris, but hate so-called "wokeism" (i.e. use of the word "latinx," and unnecessary censorship). We could mobilize Latino Americans as a major voting Bloc (in fact, Bernie did just that in the primary in order to win Nevada and California) if we stopped some of the excess performative stuff
>I seriously think that quote-on-quote "wokeism" is the number one thing holding us (the left) back.
I'd say that the number one thing holding us back is that there are two corporate parties that ruthlessly crush any chance of a real leftist movement gaining any traction.
The Republican's are obviously a worse party, but the Democrats are even more effective at destroying leftist movement by aesthetically adopting Leftist rhetoric and ideology but simultaneously doing everything in their power to ensure no Leftists gains any real power.
"Wokeism" is the latest in a long line of weapons used against the Left. It won't be the last... Certainly is annoying as all hell.
Everything we knew they were going to do, but we’re surprise for some reason?￼
Bitch I said DON'T
That augh at the end got me
Kamala is speaking directly to you, Garrison.
It’s pronounced Kamala
I read both of the Kamalas in different pronunciations what is this sorcery
Hasan piker predicting it
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/gCV9z (aroud 1:30).
interesting how you linked to this grimy drum n bass track using piker soundbytes, instead of a vod of the stream where he said it.
That's where my mind went instantly lmao
Actually, i think i will cum please and thank you.
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Non native english speaker here, is there really a difference in pronunciation ?
Nope it's the same lol
It’s even worse in French because the two CAN be the same word (Je viens=I come | Je viens=I cum) Now of course it’s not the main word for cum (it would be *jouir*) but it’s still weird
So it’s just one vowel off of jouer- to play?! Amazing.
We've seen what his cum results in. No thank you!
So Kamela is just brown trump
A similar edit showed up in r/youtubehaiku, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY1QWPhavvc
This is fucking hilarious
Who else fapped out of spite?
For y'all looking for the original: [https://www.tiktok.com/@jwilha165/video/6971258364940635397](https://www.tiktok.com/@jwilha165/video/6971258364940635397)
This deserves more attention - what a crop job out of this nobrOP
Yuck. The thought of him coming, in any form, makes me sick.
little, ghostly white mushroom going off like Vesuvius
I just laughed like hell with a little ewwww at the end.
that’s actually the traditional reaction to witnessing him cum
Why did you have to put that thought in my head lmao!
But Kamala baby I’m so close!
Also I love how he groans at the end
I hated this
I'm gonna cum on this
This is the best!
LMAO who made this??? i need the source so i can give them the ‘like’ on tik tok
legend, thank you
I have no idea what this has to do with this subreddit, but my God I laughed so hard.
He came 😔
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This is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day.
I laughed way too hard at this
He didn’t come to the inauguration though.
Trump finna buss
Me to my meat
He has cum
“do not cum”
Ben Shapiro when he sees a foot worship JOI video