T O P

They are coming

They are coming

wanebrady

Quick! Throw a gay frog!


Caffeine_Queen_77

Oh shit, I'm a gay frog! DON'T THROW ME AT HIM PLEEEEEEASE


bitto44

Don't worry you'll be fine, he doesn't eat frogs. He only eats his neighbors. He sizes them up to.


CressCrowbits

He eats their ASS


UndyingQuasar

He eats his neighbor's asses thank you very much


trophy_Redditor_wife

It's for the cause comrade.


N00b-mast3r_69

Your sacrifice will be remembered in the coming empire.


Finman2000

weak. i am a gay frog and i volunteer for the cause


Lonk_the_VFD_member

This gay frog empty. Y E E T


Zeebuoy

ah, so that actually is a meme (cuz one time someone got offended by me quoting that dumb quote about gay frogs or something)


KodeyTheNeko

Turn the friggin frogs gay, do you understand that?! I love the remix of that


No_Name_James_Taylor

Won't you fight for your life! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!


Thunderthewolf14

My personal favorite line of the remix is: GAY FROGS. FRIGGIN FROGS. URGH! ***IT’S NOT FUNNY!***


Dfiala

I'm gonna say it real slow for ya ... *gay, FROGS!*


Shawnj2

If you actually go down the gay frog rabbit hole it’s kind of insane, the TL;DR is that the EPA and the company that makes a certain chemical were working together after the chemical turned out to be super harmful to wildlife when it was farm runoff to protect the company and the use of atrazine, and is basically a story about how the EPA is super corrupt.


ahnsimo

There are a decent number of fringe conspiracy theories that have grounded roots in reality - then about halfway through they take a hard left turn and completely jump the rails. Like there are legitimately lots of stuff wrong with the EPA, big pharma, mega donors influencing politics at the highest levels, all sorts of shady CIA plots - and then we jump the shark and land on spirit cooking and chem trails.


Shawnj2

"They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay" is a bit misleading, but the accurate version is basically "The EPA is allowing big chemical companies to put chemicals in farm products that end up in natural water sources which disfigures the body of frogs by causing them to develop reproductive organs of the other gender".


Matthew100001

So many are based on fact, but they either employ their own ignorance to come to a conclusion, as they do with chemtrails, or they go with the worst possible interpretation; the government didn't allow Japan to strike Pearl Harbor, they paid Japan to do it.


Zeebuoy

oof yikes epa sounds awful


ISeeTheFnords

The joys of regulatory capture.


thyusername

Good video on it Gay Frogs: A Deep Dive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uSbp0YDhc


Frenchticklers

Take your shirts off, it's the only way to fight back!


Insane_Artist

"AGGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGGGGHHHH WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! AGGGGGGGHHHH!


HGpennypacker

Pocket frog!


myveryowninternetacc

FROG OUT!


wanebrady

Underrated comment.


rickyramrod

Plot twist: this clone army are the ones who put the chemicals in the water. A gay frog Order 66, if you will.


BlackBayouPriest

What are you doing… PUT ME DOWN!


NotoriousMFT

Get some water with flouride in it!


wanebrady

Not our precious bodily fluids!


ZEPHlROS

I can't, he says it's not Wednesday


ArcticExtruder

I know this is the go-to meme for most people, but if you guys would check out [Knowledge Fight Podcast](https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/) you would realize that gay frog isn't even on the radar of wackadoo shit this guy says. It's time to pray.


0ooo

https://youtu.be/bkjsN-J27aU


UndyingQuasar

Froggy protect me with Rainbow Strike!!


BitsAndBobs304

Lol the one thing he was right about


Gnomercy86

This is kind of hard to believe, when all you need to own the Qs is a short flight of stairs or a ramp with a gentle incline.


KodeyTheNeko

To be fair if we are talking airforce one stairs, a ton of people have tripped on those, somehow


loptopandbingo

I'd like to think that the manufacturer put one slightly higher step about two thirds of the way up just to fuck with the Most Powerful Person.


retroslik

World’s greatest prank


Rickys_Pot_Addiction

Someone said “Checks and Balances” and the manufacturer heard “Checks of Balances.”


ComradeClout

Air Force one does a minuscule portion of tomfoolery


ouchieoomyfeet

It would be weirder to me if no one ever tripped. I trip on the stairs up to my apartment pretty often, and I practice climbing those bad boys every day


AngelOmega7

I used to have to go up a flight of stairs to get to my apartment. I literally tripped on the same step every single time I went up them. Its like I tripped a couple times and my brain decided that was just how we were gonna handle that particular set of stairs.


Roolerk

We knew they were bad faith criticisms anyway


Notsubzero

that‘s what happens when your diet consists of burger king, mcdonalds and wendy‘s


dustybizzle

hamberders


tompink57

Alex calls cheeseburgers "cheesy hamburgers" and I fucking hate it.


Dingo8MyGayby

For that alone he should be publicly flayed.


HelloThereGorgeous

Yknow I've heard a lot of bullshit nonsense out of him but "cheesy hamburgers" takes the fuckin cake. Just say cheeseburger for God's sake


smarmiebastard

Is this real? That alone should be the tip-off that everything he says is utterly insane.


tompink57

100% real, the folks over at r/knowledgefight may even be able to point out the specific episodes where he does it. He does a ton of weird shit like that, he's also obsessed with pools when he's lying. Half of his "overheard" conversations happen in hot tubs, and for some reason he's always running into scary muslims at pool supply stores.


SilverwolfMD

It's not so bad as long as you exercise. A lot.


DutchLime

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj5ec0pS1XI&feature=emb_title And this is what will happen if you cower and try to run


Freezing_Wolf

https://youtu.be/K6wUYvL_woI When Alex sees you attempting to get back-up


HarrisonForelli

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8) When Alex notices you have frogs


ThisDudeAbides87

This is me when my cat runs away and I want cuddle


smarmiebastard

This is the career you choose when you weren’t fit enough for the WWE.


mynewaltaccount1

World War Z but the zombies are Alex Jones


JusticiarRebel

I was thinking the second Matrix movie where Neo is fighting all those Agent Smiths.


EcksRidgehead

Info War Z


moosemasher

"Theres a battle for your minds because we collectively misplaced ours!"


scnottaken

Next time on info War Z...


Tokie_Bronson

Disappointing movie. Although A. Jones vs B. Pitt would be fun...


realmastodon2

"You're a fraud and a lizard" as he yells at you and then chases you.


Chewzilla

[Actual footage of Alex Jones not being a zombie](https://youtu.be/icN32ri67S4)


HereticPharaoh2020

First Jones: "I grew up in Dallas, Texas, drinking sodium fluoridated water." Second Jones, grabbing you by the throat: "All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points." All of them together: "The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave."


Cruxifux

Is this actually something he said?!? Like... Alex.... it couldn’t have been because of all the DRINKING COULD IT SON?!


HereticPharaoh2020

Yes, it's a real quote lol


Cruxifux

Fucking hilarious. Alex Jones: gets stupider. Alex Jones: “IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FUCKING WATER!”


Dingo8MyGayby

Definitely WASNT the cocaine and drinking. Nope. No sireee


Cruxifux

It’s what I blame MY low IQ on anyway. I didn’t even KNOW I could shift the blame to water.


PreviousFriendship85

Wetbrain


geirmundtheshifty

[Bill Hicks was actually Alex Jones from a dimension where he didnt lose those 20 IQ points](https://www.avclub.com/video-offers-irrefutable-proof-that-bill-hicks-is-ale-1798274348).


Andre_3Million

"Look here's the thing. I'm going to be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded."


Guy_Debord1968

This is like a shit tier Agent Smith.


AvatarIII

Agent Jones


GotThemBabyLungs

“HE’LL EAT OUR ASSES!”


Strudol

LIKE CORN ON THE COBB


tta2013

Enjoy Kaitlin Bennett's chocolate.


UnicornMeatball

He can't hurt me I've chugged 3 bottles of Super Male Vitality already this morning


The_prophet212

The bone broth the bone broth, th-the bone broth the bone broth


DrSoap

It's better than ovaltine


ThiccyCheese

Oh no!!! They are gonna own me?! I thought slavery was abolished in 1945!


Gold_Preparation

Alternate title: you’re putting chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay


Notsubzero

Serious question: I have always seen Alex Jones more as a mene pretending to be „alt-right“. Was he just a satirical youtube channel or was he absolutely serious about it?


moosemasher

Jones predates the alt right by a good 15+ years. You used to be able to buy his stuff on VHS he's been around that long


RTSUbiytsa

Jones is dead serious, he's just stupid enough to appear satirical.


D3lta6

He uses laws surrounding satire in the USA to sidestep accountability in court, and might also just be a grifter instead of truly believing everything he says


GilgameDistance

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Its 100% this. Have a show that appeals to the cuckoos, and sell them a sugar pill for $29.95 a dose that keeps them from becoming hermaphroditic lizard people.


MidwestBulldog

It's "satire" in a courtroom and dead serious to the countless lemmings who watch and listen to the complete, utter bullshit he spews. The satire defense, when satire is based in a misleading or dangerous manner, should be disregarded as a court. It's one thing to satirize the king and speak truth to power in a funny manner. It's a completely different thing when the lies and disinformation of a charlatan get metastasized by Russian troll farms and thousands of sincere, but woefully misled people, show up at abandoned Wal-Marts all over east Texas and are under the impression the Texas National Guard doing joint exercises with the military is a One World Government operation. Throw in a lot of these people having guns and it's even more amazing nothing massively serious happened. Alex Jones created that needless event with lies, misinformation, and conspiracy theories. Satire is supposed to be funny. That wasn't funny. The satire defense as free speech doesn't apply here. What Jones and his types don't understand that the blanket of free speech thrown on misinformation doesn't mean you are immune from consequences for the lies and misinformation. He doesn't believe a word he says. But he financially hopes you do.


nairblizard

He tried to argue his youtube personality was just a character to try and get custody in court


Strudol

He spouts a lot of the alt right dog whistles. He’s rabidly anti-trans as well as anti-lgbt, anti-Muslim etc. if you’re interested, I’d recommend the podcast Knowledge Fight, they listen to episodes of Alex and breakdown why everything he says is bullshit.


Kind_Malice

POV: He’s here to date your six-year-old


Tokie_Bronson

Spray him with atrazine and make *him*gay.... He has the brain of a frog, maybe it works....


btl0403

Gary Vault headass


AvatarIII

You've heard of "Keeping up with the Joneses" now try "Running away from the Joneses"


ShiroHachiRoku

I started listening to Knowledge Fight and the fact that Alex Jones talks about the literal devil and literal telepathic alien planetary conquerors coming for us while being believed by many is disturbing as fuck.


kap21tain

POV: they’re calling you a lib whilst you are a social democrat


Bancroft-79

OMG. I am shaking in my boots. A hypertensive, alcoholic who can’t eat without sweating is coming for me…


UBC145

“Be ready to fight the horde”


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r/knowledgefight


Jdawg2164

I'll bring the seltzer


Alexstrasza23

[He comes.](https://youtu.be/Z6KatJHmbIE?t=33)


loptopandbingo

Dads finally allowed to go maskless at Home Depot be like


Whatisdissssss

Somebody is giving away free oxi’s?


OSUBonanza

I'm a pioneer! I'm an explorer! I'm a human, and I'm comin'.


horny4janetreno

I will straight eat your ass


The_Pandalorian

Who would you rather fight: - One Alex Jones-sized gay frog or - 100 gay frog-sized Alex Joneses


IOFIFO

**”Come on over here”**


plantsandplants

How do I get Alex Jones body


pebkachu

Carotenosis


IPDDoE

I feel like I would react to this the same way I would react to a friend/family member going to tickle me. "Okay! I give up, I've been destroyed!" while all the time, giggling because I just want the tickles to stop. All the Alex Joneses standing around looking confused and angry that their intimidation technique isn't having exactly the effect they were going for.


Redhed127

Alex Jones: the world’s angriest football


SilverwolfMD

Furious hard-boiled egg...


AlanCrowley

Plot twist: they're communists, and for a true communist there's no differences between liberals and conservatives


Helios575

Luckily they are only cloning Alex Jones the Pillsbury Doughboy of conspiracy theory cult conservatism.


FinneganMcBride

"If slavery is illegal than how come I 'own' liberals?"


Child_of_Merovee

Oy I'm no filthy "liberal". Socialist, marxist, commie, or whatever I'll take but I'll feed this stain rainbow frogs if he calls me liberal.


forrealthoughcomix

I’m not worried at all. They’d all just violently compete for the alpha position and I’m just a non threatening soy boy!


Phusra

Is the irony of it being an army of self proclaimed retard and conspiracy theorist lost on them?


LOLPotatos9560

**Oh no**


Gengar_49

we need a goblin army to kiss him


BrandonB95

"WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THIS ANTI-HUMAN SCUM. WE'RE GOING TO WRECK THEIR WORLDS."


aliaswyvernspur

NGL, that is a terrifying picture. This would make for a hilarious Left 4 Dead mod.


Christ_votes_dem

Rub vigorously on perineal area


suicidalshitheel

Get a more bloated, sorry, recent picture of him for this.


AnActualCriminal

The final boss


Ohcitydude

Oh god, the inter-dimensional psychic satanic vampires are real!!!


TheUn5een

![gif](giphy|MRJbFkuMsLYdy|downsized)


pebkachu

I hate to say that this is an accomplishment for the modern GOP (Giuliani, Gaetz, Moore, Bouchard, [Trump](https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/18/13282192/trump-young-girls-10-year-old-teens-sexual-comments) himself, who did I forget?) and their associates local ([Epstein](https://twitter.com/i/events/1026279910434734080), Dershowitz) and abroad (besides [PedoPutin](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1015955635844681733) and [Nader](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1000497209014562816), [too many to list overall](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1007627627966824448)). Litvinenko & Levinson warned the world about [this](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pPLhTPupfm4yPAdmsk4Zx12H16pk032V/view) years ago.


Capital_8

Patrick Star Army.


jakethedumbmistake

that was a treat. Thank you


faust_noir_deco

I need the template for this!


Svennboii

I wouldn't be shocked if this was made unironically


ZippZappZippty

His curls are amazing


-Listening

Looks? They are following CDC guidelines.


hotblackdad

He’ll consume us all https://youtu.be/t60gysEPYKk


time1ord

This is like scene from the matrix


pebkachu

The blue pill is Atrazine, the red Hydroxychloroquine


SilverwolfMD

The blue pill is Viagra, the red pill is Ketamine.


pebkachu

Does Alex (who enjoys [jacking off to trans porn](https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041), no judgement) know that [the pills were a metaphor for transitioning all along](https://www.them.us/story/lilly-wachowski-says-the-matrix-was-a-trans-allegory)?


VanillaLemonTwat

*And so Alex Jones, after witnessing the last pair of straight frogs turning gay, decided he had enough. He cloned himself a army and went on a international slaughter, obliterating any libtards who stood against him*


ratedpending

why does alex jones look like the mucinex guy


archeusdevine

Just jog lightly away in the other direction. That dude has got 20 ft sprint in him before passing out, you'll be fine.


Housefire87

The army marches


mealteamseis

All you need is a burrito cannon and Trump’s Meat there is destroyed


Bigchubbs86

If an Alex Jones bites me will I get his powers of high blood pressure and diminished reasoning functions?


MajorChoas

Ill eat your @$$


Similar-Complaint-37

Looks like the POV of to catch a predator


MrOinkingPig

This would be a good movie I would watch it it it


PsstDangerZone

Looks like my pipes after I take a shit


stalinmalone68

Is that all you’ve got? This’ll be short.


Nonkel_Jef

r/imsorrylibtards


DizzyedUpGirl

I'll sprint for a couple seconds followed by a walk at a moderate pace. I'll get away.


SirZacharia

That awkward moment when the red pilled don’t realize they are actually Agent Smith and always have been.


PG-37

You can almost smell this jpg.


AceofKnaves44

Very few things make me happier than how badly he’s losing all of his Sandy Hook lawsuits.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

The fact that they think he's manly or intimidating in *any* way is sort of pathetic.


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remote_production

I’d act like one of his kids and he’ll just forget about me.


reign-of-fear

Shadow Jones Jutsu


masochistmonkey

How is he not in prison?


ASTR0Z0MB13_2187

“He’s right about everything!” Can someone please point me to something this insane fuck was right about??


WideClassroom8Eleven

That’s what an obese US adult looks like.


SilverwolfMD

"First they came for the lizard people. And I did not speak up, because I was not a lizard person. Then they came for the gay frogs. And I did not speak up, because I was not a gay frog. Then they came for me. And not one of them left alive."


coazcomicfreak

This is true horror


big_ringer

Serve all of them with Lawsuits from the Sandy Hook parents... EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.


Reneeisme

Pretty sure if I ran at even a moderate pace, he'd die of a heart attack before we went 3 blocks.


Ratmatazz

[DESTROY THE CHILLD](https://youtu.be/MYqnCXzJxJE) ![gif](giphy|AweMfPaVIS5kA)


[deleted]

*GIMME THE ZEBRA STEAKS*


Jdawg2164

Somebody call Dan and Jordan, they're our only hope!


[deleted]

When one party becomes so wacked out and ridiculous but without them it would be a one-party state


Joefrared

You’ll never catch me fat ass!!!


FreshStink

Mr Anderson!


Asheleyinl2

Is this Alex Jones or Joe Rogan? Kinda look the same to me


Nylon_Riot

Technically, all libs are unowned because we are not so emotionally crippled that we fall for fascist rhetoric.


Matthew100001

Alex Jones.... Unless he's going north of the Red this weekend I've got little to worry about from him


Arkavari1

And they just keep calling you a sheep.


0verlyEnthusiastic

“Their” I think you mean “Hes’s”


F_D_P

Plot twist: You are also the new husband to his ex-wife.


Deathbyhours

I don’t get it. Is this somebody I should recognize, and if I did, I would get it?


bananasarecool218

QUICK, DROP THE LGBTQ+ NUKE


Insane_Artist

"Mr. Libtard. Welcome back. We've missed you. Like what I've done with the place?" \*NeoDammerung begins to play\*


fuzeebear

Alex Jones will EAT your ASS


TheOfficialIntel

Apparently the ownership of libs wasnt made illegal yet.


Ser_Friend_zone

I'm gonna EAT YOUR ASS


Pyroteche

Quick, hide your gay frogs!


ThatRedGuy235

Is there a pic of this without the text?