They are coming
By - MRTyddet
Quick! Throw a gay frog!
Oh shit, I'm a gay frog! DON'T THROW ME AT HIM PLEEEEEEASE
Don't worry you'll be fine, he doesn't eat frogs. He only eats his neighbors. He sizes them up to.
He eats their ASS
He eats his neighbor's asses thank you very much
It's for the cause comrade.
Your sacrifice will be remembered in the coming empire.
weak. i am a gay frog and i volunteer for the cause
This gay frog empty.
Y E E T
ah, so that actually is a meme
(cuz one time someone got offended by me quoting that dumb quote about gay frogs or something)
Turn the friggin frogs gay, do you understand that?! I love the remix of that
Won't you fight for your life! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
My personal favorite line of the remix is:
GAY FROGS. FRIGGIN FROGS. URGH! ***IT’S NOT FUNNY!***
I'm gonna say it real slow for ya ... *gay, FROGS!*
If you actually go down the gay frog rabbit hole it’s kind of insane, the TL;DR is that the EPA and the company that makes a certain chemical were working together after the chemical turned out to be super harmful to wildlife when it was farm runoff to protect the company and the use of atrazine, and is basically a story about how the EPA is super corrupt.
There are a decent number of fringe conspiracy theories that have grounded roots in reality - then about halfway through they take a hard left turn and completely jump the rails.
Like there are legitimately lots of stuff wrong with the EPA, big pharma, mega donors influencing politics at the highest levels, all sorts of shady CIA plots - and then we jump the shark and land on spirit cooking and chem trails.
"They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay" is a bit misleading, but the accurate version is basically "The EPA is allowing big chemical companies to put chemicals in farm products that end up in natural water sources which disfigures the body of frogs by causing them to develop reproductive organs of the other gender".
So many are based on fact, but they either employ their own ignorance to come to a conclusion, as they do with chemtrails, or they go with the worst possible interpretation; the government didn't allow Japan to strike Pearl Harbor, they paid Japan to do it.
oof yikes epa sounds awful
The joys of regulatory capture.
Good video on it
Gay Frogs: A Deep Dive
Take your shirts off, it's the only way to fight back!
"AGGGGGGHHHHHH! AGGGGGGHHHH WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! AGGGGGGGHHHH!
Plot twist: this clone army are the ones who put the chemicals in the water. A gay frog Order 66, if you will.
What are you doing… PUT ME DOWN!
Get some water with flouride in it!
Not our precious bodily fluids!
I can't, he says it's not Wednesday
I know this is the go-to meme for most people, but if you guys would check out [Knowledge Fight Podcast](https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/) you would realize that gay frog isn't even on the radar of wackadoo shit this guy says.
It's time to pray.
Froggy protect me with Rainbow Strike!!
Lol the one thing he was right about
This is kind of hard to believe, when all you need to own the Qs is a short flight of stairs or a ramp with a gentle incline.
To be fair if we are talking airforce one stairs, a ton of people have tripped on those, somehow
I'd like to think that the manufacturer put one slightly higher step about two thirds of the way up just to fuck with the Most Powerful Person.
World’s greatest prank
Someone said “Checks and Balances” and the manufacturer heard “Checks of Balances.”
Air Force one does a minuscule portion of tomfoolery
It would be weirder to me if no one ever tripped. I trip on the stairs up to my apartment pretty often, and I practice climbing those bad boys every day
I used to have to go up a flight of stairs to get to my apartment. I literally tripped on the same step every single time I went up them. Its like I tripped a couple times and my brain decided that was just how we were gonna handle that particular set of stairs.
We knew they were bad faith criticisms anyway
that‘s what happens when your diet consists of burger king, mcdonalds and wendy‘s
Alex calls cheeseburgers "cheesy hamburgers" and I fucking hate it.
For that alone he should be publicly flayed.
Yknow I've heard a lot of bullshit nonsense out of him but "cheesy hamburgers" takes the fuckin cake. Just say cheeseburger for God's sake
Is this real? That alone should be the tip-off that everything he says is utterly insane.
100% real, the folks over at r/knowledgefight may even be able to point out the specific episodes where he does it. He does a ton of weird shit like that, he's also obsessed with pools when he's lying. Half of his "overheard" conversations happen in hot tubs, and for some reason he's always running into scary muslims at pool supply stores.
It's not so bad as long as you exercise. A lot.
And this is what will happen if you cower and try to run
When Alex sees you attempting to get back-up
When Alex notices you have frogs
This is me when my cat runs away and I want cuddle
This is the career you choose when you weren’t fit enough for the WWE.
World War Z but the zombies are Alex Jones
I was thinking the second Matrix movie where Neo is fighting all those Agent Smiths.
Info War Z
"Theres a battle for your minds because we collectively misplaced ours!"
Next time on info War Z...
Although A. Jones vs B. Pitt would be fun...
"You're a fraud and a lizard" as he yells at you and then chases you.
[Actual footage of Alex Jones not being a zombie](https://youtu.be/icN32ri67S4)
First Jones: "I grew up in Dallas, Texas, drinking sodium fluoridated water."
Second Jones, grabbing you by the throat: "All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points."
All of them together: "The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave."
Is this actually something he said?!?
Like... Alex.... it couldn’t have been because of all the DRINKING COULD IT SON?!
Yes, it's a real quote lol
Alex Jones: gets stupider.
Alex Jones: “IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FUCKING WATER!”
Definitely WASNT the cocaine and drinking. Nope. No sireee
It’s what I blame MY low IQ on anyway. I didn’t even KNOW I could shift the blame to water.
[Bill Hicks was actually Alex Jones from a dimension where he didnt lose those 20 IQ points](https://www.avclub.com/video-offers-irrefutable-proof-that-bill-hicks-is-ale-1798274348).
"Look here's the thing. I'm going to be honest with you, I'm kind of retarded."
This is like a shit tier Agent Smith.
“HE’LL EAT OUR ASSES!”
LIKE CORN ON THE COBB
Enjoy Kaitlin Bennett's chocolate.
He can't hurt me I've chugged 3 bottles of Super Male Vitality already this morning
The bone broth the bone broth, th-the bone broth the bone broth
It's better than ovaltine
Oh no!!! They are gonna own me?! I thought slavery was abolished in 1945!
Alternate title: you’re putting chemicals in the water that make the frogs gay
I have always seen Alex Jones more as a mene pretending to be „alt-right“. Was he just a satirical youtube channel or was he absolutely serious about it?
Jones predates the alt right by a good 15+ years. You used to be able to buy his stuff on VHS he's been around that long
Jones is dead serious, he's just stupid enough to appear satirical.
He uses laws surrounding satire in the USA to sidestep accountability in court, and might also just be a grifter instead of truly believing everything he says
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Its 100% this. Have a show that appeals to the cuckoos, and sell them a sugar pill for $29.95 a dose that keeps them from becoming hermaphroditic lizard people.
It's "satire" in a courtroom and dead serious to the countless lemmings who watch and listen to the complete, utter bullshit he spews.
The satire defense, when satire is based in a misleading or dangerous manner, should be disregarded as a court. It's one thing to satirize the king and speak truth to power in a funny manner. It's a completely different thing when the lies and disinformation of a charlatan get metastasized by Russian troll farms and thousands of sincere, but woefully misled people, show up at abandoned Wal-Marts all over east Texas and are under the impression the Texas National Guard doing joint exercises with the military is a One World Government operation. Throw in a lot of these people having guns and it's even more amazing nothing massively serious happened.
Alex Jones created that needless event with lies, misinformation, and conspiracy theories. Satire is supposed to be funny. That wasn't funny. The satire defense as free speech doesn't apply here.
What Jones and his types don't understand that the blanket of free speech thrown on misinformation doesn't mean you are immune from consequences for the lies and misinformation. He doesn't believe a word he says. But he financially hopes you do.
He tried to argue his youtube personality was just a character to try and get custody in court
He spouts a lot of the alt right dog whistles. He’s rabidly anti-trans as well as anti-lgbt, anti-Muslim etc. if you’re interested, I’d recommend the podcast Knowledge Fight, they listen to episodes of Alex and breakdown why everything he says is bullshit.
POV: He’s here to date your six-year-old
Spray him with atrazine and make *him*gay....
He has the brain of a frog, maybe it works....
Gary Vault headass
You've heard of "Keeping up with the Joneses" now try "Running away from the Joneses"
I started listening to Knowledge Fight and the fact that Alex Jones talks about the literal devil and literal telepathic alien planetary conquerors coming for us while being believed by many is disturbing as fuck.
POV: they’re calling you a lib whilst you are a social democrat
OMG. I am shaking in my boots. A hypertensive, alcoholic who can’t eat without sweating is coming for me…
“Be ready to fight the horde”
I'll bring the seltzer
Dads finally allowed to go maskless at Home Depot be like
Somebody is giving away free oxi’s?
I'm a pioneer! I'm an explorer! I'm a human, and I'm comin'.
I will straight eat your ass
Who would you rather fight:
- One Alex Jones-sized gay frog
- 100 gay frog-sized Alex Joneses
**”Come on over here”**
How do I get Alex Jones body
I feel like I would react to this the same way I would react to a friend/family member going to tickle me. "Okay! I give up, I've been destroyed!" while all the time, giggling because I just want the tickles to stop. All the Alex Joneses standing around looking confused and angry that their intimidation technique isn't having exactly the effect they were going for.
Alex Jones: the world’s angriest football
Furious hard-boiled egg...
Plot twist: they're communists, and for a true communist there's no differences between liberals and conservatives
Luckily they are only cloning Alex Jones the Pillsbury Doughboy of conspiracy theory cult conservatism.
"If slavery is illegal than how come I 'own' liberals?"
Oy I'm no filthy "liberal".
Socialist, marxist, commie, or whatever I'll take but I'll feed this stain rainbow frogs if he calls me liberal.
I’m not worried at all. They’d all just violently compete for the alpha position and I’m just a non threatening soy boy!
Is the irony of it being an army of self proclaimed retard and conspiracy theorist lost on them?
we need a goblin army to kiss him
"WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THIS ANTI-HUMAN SCUM. WE'RE GOING TO WRECK THEIR WORLDS."
NGL, that is a terrifying picture. This would make for a hilarious Left 4 Dead mod.
Rub vigorously on perineal area
Get a more bloated, sorry, recent picture of him for this.
The final boss
Oh god, the inter-dimensional psychic satanic vampires are real!!!
I hate to say that this is an accomplishment for the modern GOP (Giuliani, Gaetz, Moore, Bouchard, [Trump](https://www.vox.com/identities/2016/10/18/13282192/trump-young-girls-10-year-old-teens-sexual-comments) himself, who did I forget?) and their associates local ([Epstein](https://twitter.com/i/events/1026279910434734080), Dershowitz) and abroad (besides [PedoPutin](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1015955635844681733) and [Nader](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1000497209014562816), [too many to list overall](https://twitter.com/LincolnsBible/status/1007627627966824448)). Litvinenko & Levinson warned the world about [this](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pPLhTPupfm4yPAdmsk4Zx12H16pk032V/view) years ago.
Patrick Star Army.
that was a treat. Thank you
I need the template for this!
I wouldn't be shocked if this was made unironically
His curls are amazing
Looks? They are following CDC guidelines.
He’ll consume us all
This is like scene from the matrix
The blue pill is Atrazine, the red Hydroxychloroquine
The blue pill is Viagra, the red pill is Ketamine.
Does Alex (who enjoys [jacking off to trans porn](https://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-infowars-trans-porn-marissa-minx-1093041), no judgement) know that [the pills were a metaphor for transitioning all along](https://www.them.us/story/lilly-wachowski-says-the-matrix-was-a-trans-allegory)?
*And so Alex Jones, after witnessing the last pair of straight frogs turning gay, decided he had enough. He cloned himself a army and went on a international slaughter, obliterating any libtards who stood against him*
why does alex jones look like the mucinex guy
Just jog lightly away in the other direction. That dude has got 20 ft sprint in him before passing out, you'll be fine.
The army marches
All you need is a burrito cannon and Trump’s Meat there is destroyed
If an Alex Jones bites me will I get his powers of high blood pressure and diminished reasoning functions?
Ill eat your @$$
Looks like the POV of to catch a predator
This would be a good movie I would watch it it it
Looks like my pipes after I take a shit
Is that all you’ve got? This’ll be short.
I'll sprint for a couple seconds followed by a walk at a moderate pace. I'll get away.
That awkward moment when the red pilled don’t realize they are actually Agent Smith and always have been.
You can almost smell this jpg.
Very few things make me happier than how badly he’s losing all of his Sandy Hook lawsuits.
The fact that they think he's manly or intimidating in *any* way is sort of pathetic.
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I’d act like one of his kids and he’ll just forget about me.
Shadow Jones Jutsu
How is he not in prison?
“He’s right about everything!”
Can someone please point me to something this insane fuck was right about??
That’s what an obese US adult looks like.
"First they came for the lizard people.
And I did not speak up, because I was not a lizard person.
Then they came for the gay frogs.
And I did not speak up, because I was not a gay frog.
Then they came for me.
And not one of them left alive."
This is true horror
Serve all of them with Lawsuits from the Sandy Hook parents...
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Pretty sure if I ran at even a moderate pace, he'd die of a heart attack before we went 3 blocks.
[DESTROY THE CHILLD](https://youtu.be/MYqnCXzJxJE)
*GIMME THE ZEBRA STEAKS*
Somebody call Dan and Jordan, they're our only hope!
When one party becomes so wacked out and ridiculous but without them it would be a one-party state
You’ll never catch me fat ass!!!
Is this Alex Jones or Joe Rogan? Kinda look the same to me
Technically, all libs are unowned because we are not so emotionally crippled that we fall for fascist rhetoric.
Alex Jones.... Unless he's going north of the Red this weekend I've got little to worry about from him
And they just keep calling you a sheep.
“Their” I think you mean “Hes’s”
Plot twist: You are also the new husband to his ex-wife.
I don’t get it. Is this somebody I should recognize, and if I did, I would get it?
QUICK, DROP THE LGBTQ+ NUKE
"Mr. Libtard. Welcome back. We've missed you. Like what I've done with the place?"
\*NeoDammerung begins to play\*
Alex Jones will EAT your ASS
Apparently the ownership of libs wasnt made illegal yet.
I'm gonna EAT YOUR ASS
Quick, hide your gay frogs!
Is there a pic of this without the text?